The lost chapter…

Here is the LOST CHAPTER from the book of GENESIS…. (y’all this is a JOKE!)

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a “woman.”

God said, “This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she’ll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, “What will this ‘woman’ cost?”
God replied, “An arm and a leg.”
Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”
The rest is history….

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For those of you who have yet to discover the joy of marriage, I hated to post this for fear that you may believe it as truth. However, what you will find any loving husband tell you is that man is NOTHING without woman. God says that man and woman will unite as one under God

Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.  – Genesis 2:4

I pray that the joy of marriage will come to each and every one of you in God’s own timing.  Do not rush your life, as God has a plan and only His plan is the supreme way to accomplish all things.

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