10 things you won’t hear at church

Things you never hear in church . . .
10. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
9. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
8. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
7. I’d like to  volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Jr High Sunday School class.
6. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
4. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.
3. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign.
2. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.
1. Pastor, we’d like to send you to a Bible Conference in the Bahamas.


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