I am having a very “academic” week, and I need a break. I thought we could all use a laugh, even though some of these are really lame….
Who was the fastest runner in the Bible?
Adam – he was first in the human race
Why did Adam and Eve move out of the Garden of Eden?
They ate themselves out of house and home
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson – he brought the house down
Why should you be quiet in church?
Because people are sleeping
And last but not least – (no offense to any particular profession – really!)
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.
He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says: “So, how are things in Hell?”
Satan replies: “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flushing toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
“What!” God exclaims: “You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake – he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me.”
“Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him!”
God insists: “Send him back or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?