ok, this is for you single people out there….

keeping on my kick of humor this week, I thought it would be appropriate to list some of the famous Christian pick up lines that are internet worthy:

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!

You put the “stud” in bible study.

Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Do you want to be “accountability” partners?

The word says to ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; So how about dinner tonight?

Disclaimer: these are not my own, and more than likely will get you no where. Be forewarned!  🙂

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