Buy any new smartphone….

ipad-underwater4Buy any new smartphone and get a brand new SinkPad free!*

*Must purchase smartphone in store via on-line App on WorstPricePlan@ on a new 2-year wireless agreement, with optional pigproof** case. Use of smartphone does not make you smarter. Installation of the Superman App does not enable the operator to fly. Our phone makes no legal representation that it is better than your grandmother’s rotary phone. SinkPad not a real sinker. We reserve the right to make fun of fine print. This offer makes no representation that anything in life is free, oh, except one thing, see fine print at very bottom.

**Pig-proof cases not yet patented, nor available in store.

So you’re still reading, huh? Sorry about that. That’s what I think of these ads. They lure you in; thinking that you are getting something for nothing!

We all know there is no such thing as a free lunch, but I still like to find a bargain (when there is one). But unfortunately nowadays, unless you’re using Dealnews.com, Brad’s Deals, or some other web-service to filter out the somewhat deceptive advertising, you’re likely being conned without knowing better.

Don’t believe me? (Oh, I thought you would, been there huh? – thus no reason to give an example)

Thankfully, there is one other source you can go to for a true deal. And that’s Jesus. No strings attached, Jesus wants to provide you eternal life, and doesn’t ask for anything at all but your heart. That’s right, give your heart (not physically, but spiritually) to Him, and He will grow you into things you could never dream of, and then after your physical life has ended, He has provided an eternal life that you can live in Heaven above.

Isn’t it comforting to know that in the world full of deception, that at least one thing remains true!

7 Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap. 8 For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the Spirit reap eternal life. – Galatians 6:7-8

***FinePrint: See details above in larger print.

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